Pinehurst News

Add some spring to your step with our seasonal massage


Our latest seasonal massage is inspired by the fresh scents of spring.

During this 50 minute service, our therapist will use FarmHouse Fresh’s Whoopie! Cream Shea Butter and Fresh Melon Body Milk Lotion to create a luxurious Swedish massage.

The treatment ends with a touch of ultra-hydrating Honey Heel Glaze to pamper the feet.

Treat yourself to the “Spring Follies” massage for a limited time by calling 855-878-5077 and asking for the seasonal massage.

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Actor Dennis Haysbert to serve as grand marshal of Pinehurst Concours


Actor Dennis Haysbert will serve as the grand marshal of the third annual Pinehurst Concours d’Elegance, a vintage car showcase set for May 2 at the Resort.  

Haysbert starred as politician David Palmer in the hit television series “24” and appeared as baseball player Pedro Cerrano in the popular “Major League” film trilogy.

He will spend two days at the Pinehurst Concours in connection with the USO of North Carolina – the event’s main charity.

“It is an honor for me to come and stand behind the USO of NC, our troops and their families for such a recognized event …,” Haysbert said. “Any time we can blend a special event like the Pinehurst Concours with honoring our military and the sacrifices that they make every day, (it) is an absolute pleasure of mine.”

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Bubba Watson’s son crushes drives

Bubba Watson’s son Caleb has his own pink driver now, and he’s already crushing drives.

Bubba: “Now hit some balls.”

Caleb: “K.”

Pretty sweet.

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The best caddie jokes in golf


As long as there has been golf, there has been the quipping caddie, cracking the one-liners shot at their three-jack, shanking day-employers, otherwise known as the hacking golfer. At Pinehurst, even with a century-long history of great caddies, many of whom are institutions themselves, we can neither confirm nor deny such activity thrives on the likes of Pinehurst No. 2 or our other golf courses.*

*We do, however, remember producing a video a couple of years ago that spent half a day on our Facebook page. In the video, we recreated a few of these adored quips and jokes and sneers. As you can imagine, it was initially very popular, was beginning to spread rapidly – and then was quickly deemed entirely too offensive to allow to continue with unfettered access on the interwebs. Alas, the video has been destroyed, never to be shown again. (Wait, what is this flash drive? Hmmmmm.)

Many of these quips are well-known, of course, and some you may have even heard here and there. And in the spirit of this day, let us all enjoy them once more. (And if you have more, feel free to leave them in the comments section below. Just keep them (relatively) clean.)


Golfer hits a shot way right
Player: “What’s over there?”
Caddie: “Bogeys.”

Player: “Can we get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”

Golfer swings
Caddie: “I’ve seen better strokes in intensive care.”

Golfer swings
Caddie: “I believe you have a loft problem.”
Player: “Really, a loft problem?”
Caddie: “Yup. Lack Of Freaking Talent.”

Player: “What’s long over the green?”
Caddie: “A 6 or 7.”

Ball stuck behind a tree
Player: “Is this the best you could do?”
Caddie: “You should’ve seen where it was.”

Golfer swings, disgusted
Player: “This is the worst I’ve ever played.”
Caddie: “Not true. You were much worse yesterday.”


Golfer swings a driver
Caddie: “You have a great short game. Unfortunately, it’s off the tee.”

Ball in air on a par-3
Caddie: “Short.”
Player: “Short?!”
Ball lands on false front and rolls off.
Caddie: “That’s a GVR. Green Visited in Regulation.”

Golfer swings
Caddie: “You know, fairways do come with the greens fee.”

Golfer swings
Player: “Where’d it go?”
Caddie: “Left.”
Player: “How far left?”
Caddie: “When you see Nancy Pelosi, you’re getting close.”

Player: “What should I hit?”
Caddie: “Try the fairway.”


Putt comes up just short
Caddie: “That’s a Cuban.”
Player: “A Cuban?”
Caddie: “One more revolution and it would’ve been perfect.”

Golfer skulls a chip over the green
Caddie: “Tough green to hit from there.”

Player: “I’m so freaking mad I feel like breaking something.”
Caddie: “How about par?”

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Best Tweets – Tiger’s plane lands in Augusta

Twitter nearly broke on Tuesday morning when The Augusta Chronicle’s Scott Michaux reported that Tiger Woods’ plane had been spotted in Augusta, meaning a pre-Masters practice round was in the offing, and a likely Tiger return next week.

Here are some of the better Tweets in the moments after the news of a plane-sighting broke.

Crazy world we live in, huh?

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